High-quality bright yellow fabric tote bags! Skip the plastic bags and show your HoH pride at the grocery store. Carry anything you want: accessory dogs, baguettes, other tote bags, contraband Kinder eggs.. whatever you want, this puppy can handle it.
Look at the picture this little rock just painted. It's not THAT sad. It's just a picture of himself with loving parents, of which he has none. Why don't you adopt him? Maybe he'll paint a picture of you too. Click on the image above.
(Side Note: This rock probably didn't actually paint that picture. Because he's a rock. It's more likely that he stole it, so keep an eye on him)
This is "Rock Candy," as she's known down at the club. Yes, she's a bit rough around the edges and she's been known to help get your rocks off, but she's looking for a clean slate. A new beginning. You can help her out of this mess by adopting her and giving her a loving home. Click the image above!
(Side Note: Rock Candy is currently addicted to pain killers. She doesn't actually feel any pain. Because she's a rock. And I guess because of the pain killers.)
Look at what a hard worker she is. She planted that dead flower herself. Take her home and she'll help you plant dead things too. Click on the image to adopt her.
(Pot and soil not included. We've been trying to grow a bonsai tree in that little pot for the last year, so it'll be any day now)
Look how pious and wise this priest is. He lives a very quiet and peaceful life, reading from his* bible and lounging next to an empty incense holder. Won't you adopt him into your family? You'll never have to go to confession again! But, you probably should. Click on the image above!
*This looks exactly like the kind of bible you see in hotel drawers. We're not saying he stole it. It's just something we noted.